How to Shop for Clothes for Boys

1. Examine clothes that they wore yesterday. Ignore the dirt and holes, just note the size.


2. Go to http://www.oldnavy.com/


3. Select pants and tops one size larger than the clothes that they wore yesterday, taking their color and style preferences into account, but choosing only items that you can stand them wearing. You can try to sneak in something you really like, but it most likely won't make the cut. (I know. You have great fashion sense. So do I. But they don't realize it yet. That's why we have husbands that will wear whatever we buy for them.)


4. Invite boys to sit at the computer. Have them view the clothes that you have selected. Allow them to remove any items that they do not like.


5. Make them sign a legal document that states that they have approved of all of the remaining clothes and they promise to wear them until you decide to throw them away.


6. Click "purchase."


7. Clothes will arrive at your door in 6-9 business days.

This technique does not work for girls. I know because I am one, and I actually LIKE going to the mall. Boys break out in a rash if they are forced to spend longer than 15 minutes in a mall. Therefore, I am a GREAT fan of on-line shopping!

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